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Did you toast the bread by yelling at it?
They set the bread next to a candle for 30 seconds.
Toast huh?
That toast be looking like someone that burns instead of tans.
I though foodporn should look good?
That… Is the feeblest looking breakfast I’ve seen in a long time.
Underdone toast. Technically just bread.
Cherry tomatoes, a whole one and a half of them.
Something brown that may or may not be sausage but has clearly been pre-cut as if you are feeding it to a toddler.
And why does it all look as if it is sliding off the plate like it has been hung on a wall?
I don’t mean to kink shame, but if this is your food porn you need to seek counselling.
Nothing more hearty than a plate of that in the morning.
One thing of note and not trying to food shame but, toast? I think the settings on your toaster need adjusting.
Black pepper?!? Bro used every spice available in the entire uk
This joke brought to you by the country that thinks the only spices are sugar, salt, butter and high fructose corn syrup
The only US spice is “ranch”.
Just seen a post where someone was dipping sushi in it.
Just seen a post where someone was dipping sushi in it.
pfuck
Is that a silent “p”?
it’s the one that comes when you vomit into your mouth while saying fuck
And that’s what ranch tastes like to normal people
That is not toast that is warm bread
That is not bread, that is a sponge
it was whiter before he started. i guess, dough?
Not bad! Is that actual sliced sausage or is it black pudding?
Gotta have some pudding with a full English, and preferably a couple of pork sausages too, and if you’re really hungry throw some hash browns on there :-D
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Just never gets old. Classic. Still I’d miss the bacon and the toast is a bit anaemic. I’d wolf it down if it was put in front of me though. Tomatoes look decently cooked too which is rare to see, I also like your double egg going on I like to do that sometimes. Is that blood sausage of some kind? I don’t get to include that very often as it’s not commonly sold where I am so I usually just have the typical Cumberland sausages. I personally like to have this dish with potato farls as well as toast because I just love my carbs so much. I recommend. Anyway hope you enjoyed it, got a craving for an English breakfast now.
British people will really look at a plate of greasy brownness and think it looks good. 😭
Bri’ish, yeh?
EDIT: I have angered the Brits. I am deeply sorry.
Nah.
