That… Is the feeblest looking breakfast I’ve seen in a long time.

Underdone toast. Technically just bread.

Cherry tomatoes, a whole one and a half of them.

Something brown that may or may not be sausage but has clearly been pre-cut as if you are feeding it to a toddler.

And why does it all look as if it is sliding off the plate like it has been hung on a wall?

I don’t mean to kink shame, but if this is your food porn you need to seek counselling.