Dude is mad he has friends and family that celebrate his existence with some goofy song for 30 seconds

Omg how awful

I also own a g shock with the 5610 module.

Welcome to the club buddy. The big dick g shock club.

It’s Slayer grandma. Oh, this is the part where Kerry King fucking rips your face off

Be a real shame, if like, someone were to pirate all that shit on the internet, wouldn’t it?

I sneezed at an angle this morning and fucked my back up. Also, why the fuck does a large portion of my body and weight sit atop a single column of bones precariously cushioned by jelly and rubbery bits? And if said jelly/rubbery bits get squeezed a bit too hard, the bones smash nerves that control my fucking extremities?

Nature really fucked us.