I had no idea people didn’t do this! First notification I get from an app that isn’t some form of messaging, straight to settings and turn off notifications.

People are getting notifications from news apps. Apart from actual World War Fuckin Three, what possible news story could be worth being disturbed by your phone for?!?

I’d rather shite in my hands and clap than print wheel bearings from a YT vidéo with a thumbnail that looks like a five year old made it