Not posting this was free.
For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.
Why?
Why not?
You do you)
Hotel? Trivago
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I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me So you all must suffer too
My condolences.
That’s painful sounding
Not this again
Not
thispiss again
Actual strawman just dropped
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.
New chess grandmaster strat just dropped
Excuse me while I go bleach my eye holes.
This ain’t a shitpost. It’s a pisspost.
Oh how I wish it made beautiful
cellodouble bass sounds.Instead my sounds exactly like I’m playing a soda cup with that plastic lid.
That is a cello, it’s Yo-yo Ma in the picture.
Oh, right, forgot about that dude.
I should also call my mom (unrelated to urethra music).
And yo mom (related to urethra music).
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
Relevant username.
Holleerrrrinnn
