Ding ding! You got a flat tire dude! You can tell because I’m showing you this symbol “!”

Oh, wanna know which one? Just go outside and check it out buddy! It would be the one that looks flat.

You get all this great information for just $400 bucks! 100 per each tire monitor.

Dude, my goodness! Can they do worse?

Hey hey is a great name for a boat snack chicken.

You know what I would really hate? Automatic diagnostics on my dashboard. Nah. Please make those as LED blinks where the mechanic has to supply his own LED, Jerry rigged to the obd connector. And make it so that only one guy in Minnesota has the manual. Every mechanic has to contact that guy. Then the mechanic has to interpret the LED Morse code manually. Oh yes this would be so useful. And to add a 3Ghz motherboard with only access to Apple music. Totally awesome. Make the display show a video of “all I want for Christmas is you” I’ll certainly be making use of that.

And sarcastically speaking please oh please don’t add functionality to the obd connector like the ability to self diagnose and display a full report for any mechanic to easily use without the need for special hardware. That would be awful to have.

How about just generic opensource communications via Ethernet rj45? Then you just plug in any screen/computer including raspberry pi so you can have whatever system you want.

And in Mexico, Nicaragua, Honduras, Panama, Bolivia, Chile, Colombia, Cuba, and Buenos Aires, no es possible, nadie Vuela mas barato!

Go to openwrt. Or get something better with good security. Unifi is good and very expansible but it doesn’t have opensource software compatibility. Sad really.

I got interrupted while posting… yeah it’s actually the meat face nobody has mentioned yet that took the cake.

But if you look closely I searched for just a regular old wireless thermometer and the results are all about meat thermometers. I just need a generic one that can go from 0C to maybe 150C. So it should have alarms and such that can beep at any temp along that range. Or at least not have a fuckin chicken on the screen. That way maybe I could make use of the graph on the phone screen via screen shot. But nah… here’s a chicken… imagine using this to monitor oil temp for an experiment and then having to crop all images because there’s a fuckin chicken on them.

I will look for candy thermometers. What a great idea!

I need an AI vibrator sounding mouse with blue tooth!

Buddy! How are you moving the mouse so fast??? Your hands aren’t even moving! Anyway are you coming to the meeting?

I just came at the…to the meeting yes ofcourse. I’ll be right there!

Guys! Guys! Guess what! Kohler and American standard are going up against Toto in a battle of the flushes! They teamed up with Microsoft to add Copilot to every toilet in America! Initially this will be in the form of a heated electrified seat with AI powered slow close. But as it …sorry, ass it learns, it will be able to do things we never imagined!

Like haven’t you ever wished to have a gentle warm water ball massage 😉 given to you automatically by your brother-in-law’s toilet when you come over and visit?

Wouldn’t it be cool if the same amenities were available at the Walmart too and the Costco or even the local recreational public park toilets? Imagine what these seats could learn about the go on the go! And the convenience of not having to bring your own ball massager everywhere you go is just incredible.

AI control could bring bidet’s everywhere the ability to clean the areas that need to be cleaned and leave the other areas dryer than before! You’d be in and out in a jiffy! Imagine that! A no-mess public toilet anywhere you go!

I always thought missiles had toes! My childhood is ruined 😔.