Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 days agoThe Batcave is suspiciously guano-free. Alfred has some really thankless jobs.message-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1116arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up1114arrow-down1message-squareThe Batcave is suspiciously guano-free. Alfred has some really thankless jobs.Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square8fedilinkfile-text
“Alfred, there’s bat shit on the batputer again.” “Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again.”
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·4 days agoThat probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
minus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 days agoThe mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion… everything.
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-24 days agoI think he’s been around it for so long he doesn’t even notice it
That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
The mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion… everything.
I think he’s been around it for so long he doesn’t even notice it