ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 6 hours agoThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.message-squaremessage-square14fedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down16
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareThere must be a GPS locator phone app everyone has which shows people where I am parked in parking lots, obscure highway pullouts, national forests, etc. so they can come and park right next to me.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 6 hours agomessage-square14fedilink
ContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agoWhenever I see someone walking around in clothes with big, visible branding, I can’t help but think they paid a fortune to wear an advertisement.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up14arrow-down10
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareWhenever I see someone walking around in clothes with big, visible branding, I can’t help but think they paid a fortune to wear an advertisement.plus-squareContrarianTrail@lemm.eeEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square6fedilink
The_Downward_Spiral@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMellencamp was right: "Life goes on...long after the thrill of livin' is gone."message-squaremessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up12arrow-down10
arrow-up12arrow-down1message-squareMellencamp was right: "Life goes on...long after the thrill of livin' is gone."The_Downward_Spiral@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square2fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 2 days agoHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comexternal-linkmessage-square2fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1external-linkHaving $270 billion dollars and spending the bulk of your time trying to make more money is like weighing 900 pounds and thinking "ooh, I bet I can get to 1000".plus-squarewww.bloomberg.comfuture_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square2fedilink
future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 1 day agoMaybe the concept of nothing does not exist. Maybe the fabric of Spacetime is always there.message-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareMaybe the concept of nothing does not exist. Maybe the fabric of Spacetime is always there.future_quadrillionaire@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square1fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 3 days agoYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.message-squaremessage-square4fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareYou have a bad friend if he isn't willing to help you bury a dead body or if he is willing to help you.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square4fedilink
tunetardis@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agoLemmy should have a community called lemmy_guessplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareLemmy should have a community called lemmy_guessplus-squaretunetardis@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-22 days agoIn the 1988 film Big, the character Susan takes part in child grooming, when she pursues a relationship with Josh.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareIn the 1988 film Big, the character Susan takes part in child grooming, when she pursues a relationship with Josh.plus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · edit-22 days agomessage-square1fedilink
pH3ra@lemmy.ml · 3 days agoComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookersmessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareComing on Lemmy and complaining because there are too many Linux users is like going in to a brothel and complaining that there are too many hookerspH3ra@lemmy.ml · 3 days agomessage-square0fedilink
ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 4 days agoIf reality worked the way hiring managers and job interviews thought it did companies would have to fire everyone when they purchased new software since no one would have any experience using it.message-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up13arrow-down10
arrow-up13arrow-down1message-squareIf reality worked the way hiring managers and job interviews thought it did companies would have to fire everyone when they purchased new software since no one would have any experience using it.ivonalanna@lemmy.world · 4 days agomessage-square0fedilink
Diddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish · 10 days agoMobile adsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
arrow-up10arrow-down1message-squareMobile adsplus-squareDiddlydee@feddit.ukEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square1fedilink
athairmor@lemmy.world · 2 months agoDogs must think we only consider a couple rooms in the house our territorymessage-squaremessage-square0fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down11
arrow-up1-1arrow-down1message-squareDogs must think we only consider a couple rooms in the house our territoryathairmor@lemmy.world · 2 months agomessage-square0fedilink