“Alfred, there’s bat shit on the batputer again.”
“Coming, Master Bruce. I just need to fetch the wet wipes again.”
In front of my house is a mango tree. My house is white. Also there are lots of bats in the neighborhood.
Needless to say, I wish I had an Alfred.
I’m jealous of that mango tree though… Mango is my favorite fruit
Batman arrives at the crime scene with drippings of wet grey guano running down the left side of his chest
Joker: … HAHAHAHA … what’s that Batman … you’re little friends show you a bit of love?
Batman mumbles: … hughhg? … (looks down at his suit) … ALFRED!!!
That probably means Batman smells like batshit, and everyone is too afraid to tell him.
The mask is actually a nasal cannula so that he can avoid the stench of guano on his suit, his cape, his car, his bike, his plane, his mansion… everything.
I think he’s been around it for so long he doesn’t even notice it
Don’t mention the parasites you get from bat poop (was it all a fever dream? The whole batman saga?)
BATMAN CAUSED COVID!
