A cat puke has me out of the bed in .03 seconds. Even in REM.

a genetic experiment.

Everyone is an X until a weird little Y comes along.

Lunar cycle

First, I’d buy multiples of everything from the LDS pantry store.

If I could do one more thing it would be to download kiwix and everything on wikipedia

Beakman’s World

Bill Nye

Reading Rainbow

Edit: Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego, Mr Wizard, or Antiques Roadshow are also possible outcomes.