To be fair, leaking government secrets is the most effective defense against momma jokes.

“Why do you call him Pig Vomit?”

“Cause he looks like a pig, and it makes me wanna vomit.”

Giamatti is top shelf.

Hypocrisy? Instructions on how to properly conduct slave trade are detailed in Leviticus.

They did however include 30 years of protected slave trade as an unamendable right.

So they still have that in common.

Raggy?

Greetings, Starfighter! You have been recruited by the Star League to defend the Frontier against Xur and the Ko-Dan Armada.

The vast majority of our nation only consumes media that’s pushed to them. Whether it’s from watching cable, streaming services, pop-up ads, or social media, they’re only getting coverage from the two primary candidates.

The Republican play has been dividing the left for decades, so Democrats are naturally skeptical of a third-party candidate being run as a spoiler. It doesn’t help that Jill Stein has run so many times, and has had some questionable alliances.

What did it taste like?

Gotcha. It could just end up being a move towards the back of the same line.

As a hiker, I love a good cold run in the winter. A week of temperatures below 10°F (-12°C) will kill the majority of ticks in a region. The colder it gets, the quicker they’ll die.

I’m an active participant in elections and write my electors. I support equality, aggressive action on climate change, and believe a nation should work together to protect the most vulnerable members of society.

Is that so bad?

That’s very helpful. Thank you!

My French is terrible, so I’d have to whittle that list down a bit. It’s a great start though.

That’s fair. It’s still a tremendous improvement from the future state of the US.

I’ve considered it.

I grew up playing hockey, love maple syrup and poutine, and spent most of my life apologizing for other people’s mistakes.

I may have been born in the wrong nation to begin with.

Constantine was great. Tilda was perfect as Gabriel. Stormare was an excellent Satan, obviously still second to Tim Curry in Legend.

Right. Congress would need to amend the Fair Labor Standards Act (FLSA) to mandate that employers give national holidays off to employees for this to apply to everyone.

No one expects the Spanish preposition!