Maybe if several more CEOs and C Suite suits are murdered in the street, then my insurance rates will only rise by single digits next year.

Shame that only damage from the first bullet was covered. Every shot after that was a pre-existing condition. Maybe he would have made it.

There was another lockdown?

I was vegan for 8 years and during that time I didn’t talk to anyone about it other than to say, “I don’t eat that.”

I say that to say this - vegans are insufferable and a large reason why I quit the community and went back to omnivore. Even after 8 years, other vegans were still ‘more vegan’ and would nitpick the dumbest stuff.

“Bro, did you eat a date? That killed a bee or something. Not cool.”

Shut up with that. Let me eat my damn fruit.

I was healthier though. But, to be fair, I was younger.