• ryan213@lemmy.ca
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    1 month ago

    Americans aren’t getting any lockdowns in the next 4 years regardless of any pandemic.

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    Unfortunately I actually fear this may happen with the rise of MPOX in the states. If the people in charge of HHS and the Pandemic Response team get gutted or mislead then I fear we will be back to COVID lockdown but for MPOX.

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    1 month ago

    2025 obligatory alternatives to social distancing:

    -Isolate in the office, just never go home (and keep working of course)

    -Instead of not going to work, you can get a free brain worm at one of the new brain worm dispensaries

    -ingest a lethal dose of Ivermectin

    -Storm and plunder one of the official buildings on the list published on the Department of Patriotism’s website (must bring own gallows parts)

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      1 month ago

      Way back in '25, yeah, it wasn’t as big as the ones we had recently but they say the latest pandemic should start to clear up by next year. Hopefully it won’t be like the predictions they made in 2034.

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        back in '25

        Me and some guys from school
        We bought a van and we packed it hard:
        Toilet rolls, masks, gasoline.
        We thought we could resell it all to tards.