…I’m going to hold out for the unlikely possibility of someone figuring out a firmware level hack.

In a device this old with (what is now) crappy battery life? They’re already garbage.

https://github.com/Nekmo/amazon-dash

Now here’s the twist, and there is a twist: We show it. We show all of it. Because what’s the one major thing missing from all action TV shows these days guys? …Full penetration. Guys, we’re gonna show full penetration and we’re gonna show a lot of it! I mean, we’re talking, you know, graphic scenes of Walt really going to town on this hot young Jessie Pinkman. From behind, 69, anal, cowboy, reverse cowboy, all the hits, all the big ones, all the good ones.

Every Hallmark Christmas Movie Ever

What?

I can hear this gif. I guess it’s time to have my colonoscopy.

On .world is absolutely can and will.