• arrakarkA
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    9 hours ago

    What? Because of the elections? I feel like it’s always been an excellent time to delete social media accounts haha

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        8 hours ago

        This guys over here pushing people off of fences! Must be a descendant of the guy who murdered Humpdy-Dumpdy.

        What? The nursery rhyme said he had a great fall. It never specified what CAUSED his fall!

        Yes. I AM in here spouting off nursery rhyme conspiracy theories. I figure the next 4 years don’t matter. So I’m just going to forget any sense of self control, rational thinking, or empathatic morals. I’m just going to poop in the streets and blame…eh, who can I blame…I’ll blame Andy Dick. Seems like something he’d do. Nobody is going to question that!

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          7 hours ago

          This is crazy but literally last week andy dick forced me to shit on my porch. Are we in the matrix?

      • Todd Bonzalez@lemm.ee
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        6 hours ago

        I actually disagree with both being on social media, and leaving, so I’m choosing the third option of joining a fake social media website that doesn’t actually connect you to anyone else, but it has all the features I would want if it did.

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    8 hours ago

    What if I were considering deleting my conciousness for the next 4 years? I genuinely feel like I would be happier in a coma for the next 4 years.

    I’m not joking. Let’s do this.

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    9 hours ago

    I’m stuck with Facebook because of Messenger, but I’ve deleted everything else

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      Delete that, too. It was the last stranglehold Facebook had on me, but I decided to get rid of it, let friends/family know how they could contact me instead, and hell, most of them ended up following me to Signal (or just plain ol’ Discord) anyways.