• Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    My friend, Santa eats mince pies and sherry in Britain. A few cookies on the other side of the moat barely soaks up the alcohol.

  • huquad@lemmy.ml
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    2 days ago

    I need sleep. I read this as three numbers in an array and was curious why Santa split them over three days.

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      The alternative is they include the whole world then it’s “not everybody celebrates christmas!!” It’s a lose/lose situation. It’s so easy to be upset and take things to serious. Lighten up enjoy the joke and move on. It’s not that deep. People aren’t gonna sit down and analyze the probable statics of who does and who does not celebrate then make a meme.