I always remember because Jonathan has an American accent and Christopher has a British one which I always found super interesting for some reason, due to where they were each primarily raised/attended school

Jonathan is actually Christopher Nolan’s brother

If you raise your kids to be the type of human beings who wantonly crush other kids sand castles, you all deserve a snow castle tower through the guts

I know but it was funnier than the uncooked ones I tried

This sounds like the tagline for a romcom version of robin hood made in 1998

Cats let us domesticate them because we’re big enough to hunt (grocery shop) for tbem and provide shelter (house, cat bed, human bed) but aren’t interested in eating them - the sweet spot 👌

Get this man a Pulitzer

Yes, these are the same thing

Jesus, what a miserable outlook. Maybe take a break from being online for a while.

Imagine if instead of a podcast or audiobook or symphonic power metal you had to listen to the screams of your lawn as you mowed its life short

I, too, would like a house for $1 please