My friend, Santa eats mince pies and sherry in Britain. A few cookies on the other side of the moat barely soaks up the alcohol.
It’s amazing how Santa always wanted to drink the same cheap lager as my dad.
Honestly, it’s amazing he doesn’t fall out of the sleigh.
I need sleep. I read this as three numbers in an array and was curious why Santa split them over three days.
So OP did the classic 'Murican thing of thinking only the US exists. It never stops being disturbing how common that is. Absolutely idiocy.
The alternative is they include the whole world then it’s “not everybody celebrates christmas!!” It’s a lose/lose situation. It’s so easy to be upset and take things to serious. Lighten up enjoy the joke and move on. It’s not that deep. People aren’t gonna sit down and analyze the probable statics of who does and who does not celebrate then make a meme.
