I am supportive of you being Canadian
I’m an American. I actually like America, for what it’s worth. Canada, however, has the superior anthem.
I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:
Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.
those scintillating, jeweled, scuttling crabs are good though.
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
I’m sorry
Doughnuts**
A Simp, Got It.
Probably just a cut and paste error, still funny.
My pronouns are Canadian/Eh
Buddy/guy here
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Why isn’t the first option?
I’m guessing this is not a required demographic question in Canada.
Might be a case where Canadian applicants submit another form that has the relevant information in a different format too.
LGBTQIAC
Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer Intersex Asexual Canadian
No worries
Is this Windows95?
