Room 312, 43 MLK Blvd, Springfield, NK

my dad still thinks I’m gay, and I’ve introduced him to previous gfs

that sweet spot

Pagliaci goes to the doctor and says, “help doc I’m so sad.” The doctor replies, “well, pagliaci, there’s a famous act in town where a guy eats a clock, you should go see it.”

“But doctor” replies pagliaci sadly, “I’ve already seen it. It was unbearable!” The doctor gets up, crosses the room and slaps pagliaca for pulling that shit.

uh, hi. If you place the blades in front of the router, it will start chopping the packets before they even reach. You need to use an bladeless fan

Roving gangs of suburban kids on bikes

the most accurate part of all this is that I’m a dog

Of course everyone is entitled to justice, but we do not live in that perfect world and haven’t lived in it for some time (or maybe ever?)

When the systems that we have in place to protect us consistently fail to do so in favour of a rich minority, vengeance becomes the only available recourse.

The people who claw their way to those positions, even if not seeing the lion’s share, should check their alignment. This is a nice check.

THON

The Happiest of Nights?

any good reading resources on this?

dude, this is powerful trolling - congrats

I mean, dangling the concept of a moisture farming teen in front of us, and then dropping that entire cinematic arc in favour of some space wizard bullshit? Like, hello? Know your audience?

Rogue One and Andor are the only watchable things that have come out in the last few years.

I am a walnut tree in Gülhane park.
You are not aware of this, and neither are the police.

You lose that buff two weeks after acclimitizing to another country, and the perceived extra charisma is actually people nervously smiling around you to mask their limited english (half the language is just obscure idioms)

Oliver’s army is here to stay
Oliver’s army are on their way
And I would rather be anywhere else
But here today

Beautiful, just beautiful. This! This is why we’re spending all that effort unwrapping those scrolls that Vesuvius tried to bury for some reason all those millennia ago.

Malfoy suppresses his rage. He knows for sure that Fred had a bigger dick, but has to settle with George’s piece.

Hear, hear! (I’m old too)