DO NOT READ IF SENSITIVE TOWARDS ANY MYTHOLOGY. People may speak of eating your favorite beings, please be prepared for such.
To start off, While I am a pescatarian, I think biblical angels would be delicious fried / grilled, specifically the ones who aren’t high enough to be abstract shapes, as I do not think I can stomach a wheel.
I bet Aphrodite would taste divine.
She’s stuff in Hades ngl
The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
I’ve been off gluten for a while now for medical reasons and god damn this a thousand times. I would kill for some decent spaghetti.
All the gluten free ones are kinda shit.
Bro’s gonna get to the great beyond and experience horrors beyond human comprehension for this one
I loved swordfish steak the one time I had it, so I’d bet that Scylla, Charybdis, or the Kraken would be quite good.
Oh, also The Kraken is quite tasty.
Spiced rum? Have to try sometimes.
I would most prefer the Tyrant (the judeo-muslim-Christian God) because nothing tastes better than vindictive spite.
I’m a vegetarian so I want either a golden apple or an apple from Eden.
a golden apple from?
A golden apple enscribed with “kallisti”.
I’m not picky.
I bet Jörmungandr the world-serpent, who gnaws at the roots of Yggdrasil-tree, destined to kill and be killed by Thor, tastes like chicken.
A bite of the Ouroboros, why should the serpent be the only one that gets a taste of itself?
Allah can turn things to ice, and thus would be mint flavored.
Allah choclates…🤤
Didn’t Zeus go around appearing as things like swans? Is swan like goose? Christmas Zeus, with a bonus of all that fat to fry potatoes in is my choice. Just gotta catch him in swan form.
The problem with ingesting Zeus is that I’d have a good chance (nearly 100% based on my Greek mythology knowledge) I’d end up being pregnant and incurring Hera’s wrath, or being whisked to Olympus as his winebearer… or both!
Tiny Tim: Mom, look at the Christmas Zeus! It’s almost as big as me!
I’ve been binging Hades 2 this week, so: Dionysus. Have you seen that package?!
Prometheus
@Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net Need a member of the birb council to check in here to see if this is legit.
I dunno man is Prometheus a birb?
If yes than proceed with caution because he will mess your bowels up
No, sorry. He got his livussy ate by a birb.
I’d say one of those immortality peaches from Chinese myth. Probably one of the eternal youth ones that blooms every six thousand years.
The flying spaghetti monster.
I drink trash wine and love carbs anyway so I’m going with Jesus.
