you are not a girl lol,
Ah fuck this makes so much more sense now.
I bought it anyway, it smells nice and I’m growing my hair out and my 7-in-1 shampoo, conditioner, body wash, laundry detergent, toilet cleaner and engine degreaser boy shampoo isn’t cutting it anymore.
I’m trying not to look like this when I wash my hair:
😂,
Just put your hands on a shampoo 🤣Feel you anyway ^^
What’s Quark doing in the woods?
OP learned about hair straighteners today. 💈💇💺
Yup 😅
I’m also not a girl and I also didn’t think about this.
230C right on the iron lol
I see you work at WalMart
finally, i can go to hell in style!
“FUCK YOU! GO TO HELL!!!”
“Bitch please! I’ll be stylin’ and profilin’ when I get there! Because even when my soul is burning for all of eternity, I still look better than you! Look at at this full volume shine!”
“…this conversation has not gone as I expected.”
When you wanna make the funeral home’s crematorium really WORK for it.
That’s when you hear yelling in a Scottish accent: “She can’t take any more if this.”
Worry about your hair in a nuclear apocalypse? Fear no more!
A better one might be: Climate change, be prepared!
