You don’t need to put a ring on it…
… unless she was going to expand on the chain mail coif; then you’ll need lots of rings.
Smile and lube up
Expect an inquisition into ur bedroom.
I would let her pull my sword for sure
Immediately go buy a can opener?
What’s a can opener? Kind of NSFW - like not really, but if someone walks in on you watching you’ll have some explaining to do.
Quest for some sort of cup.
“I said we meat at night, not as knight”
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
She still looks good. 🤔
Help her save France from the English.
The Spanish Inquisition? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?
Looks like I’m in for a good knight!
