As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
She’s in the passenger seat, you can see the car in the background is also right hand drive
Oh, that makes it easier!
Let’s be honest: she’s probably not a very good driver. They didn’t even have cars back then, this must be a lot to process for her.
Take her to a knightclub
Hey Google, how do I award a comment Lemmy gold?
The image hoster (freakin’ Fandom) seems to be blocking cross-origin requests.
Reupload to catbox.moe:
BTC: Hfv5337hdd-64drtGTmib85CT
(This is a joke, that’s not a real Bitcoin wallet. DM me for the real one)
If it’s not a real address, why is it letting me send all of these bitcoins to it?
Noooooo!
Just admit it. You look pretty silly right about now.
Help her save France from the English.
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
“I’m glad you brought protection”
what i’m told
Not another one knight stand!
It greaves me to say it, but I’d pull her into a warm vambrace and try to tap that cuirass.
I love this.
Now get out.
Laugh at everyone who mocked me for carrying a SAK around.
Except that’s the bottle opener…
Someone else who doesn’t know which one is the can opener. So?
CALL THE LOCKSMITH!!!
Get excited about where ever we’re going because I know it should be awesome
Looks like I’m in for a good knight!
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she’s clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I’ve defended my honor.
Marry her.
I sense one or two potential red flags.
We take Jerusalem!
