Immediately go buy a can opener?
What’s a can opener? Kind of NSFW - like not really, but if someone walks in on you watching you’ll have some explaining to do.
I would let her pull my sword for sure
Mawwage…
The Spanish Inquisition? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?
As a gentleman, I’d offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.
What makes you think I’m not already similarly equipped?
(Any good excuse to trot out this heavy bastard, which I don’t have occasion to do often enough anymore. It could really use a polish. There’s a project for the weekend…)
Help her save France from the English.
Get excited about where ever we’re going because I know it should be awesome
Deus Vult!
Looks like I’m in for a good knight!
I’m underdressed and didn’t know it.
You can hold her lance and sheathe her sword.
I’ll let her sheath her sword any day.
Enjoy the ren faire.
They say dress for the job you want…
Get either a piercing weapon to exploit weak points or a bludgeoning weapon to transmit force through the plate, because she’s clearly here to do battle. Dinner can come AFTER I’ve defended my honor.
“Hey I got your two handed sword right here!”
*grabs crotch*
*she takes a look*
“Oh that’s more like a little pocket knife isn’t it?”
*makes sad hurt male ego noises*\
