This is a psy op from the government because it’s so obviously wrong that it makes bird truthers look like idiots too, which we are not. If it flies, it spies. “If it gallops, it spies” neither rhymes nor does it make sense. See how fake it is!

Who’s that?

They can kill the penguin but they can’t kill the idea

And can sell that receipt to someone else who needs a receipt. It’s not a pyramid scheme

Makes me wonder if there is a market for receipts as alibis

Just for some context: