The lifespan of a game is much longer than it used to be. Games no longer look or feel out of date the following year. Roblox is 20 years old, Minecraft came out in 2009. Seven years is really not that long to be getting a remaster. Shit a Killzone could probably use a remaster before any of the Horizons.

Theres a remaster for this game? What could you possibly remaster so soon? Its still new

Its probably a covid relic or something. Kids knock on my house when I’m not even there cause I have my own kids (and yes, I leave a bowl outside and they still knock)

That article repeated itself like every other paragraph. But I really can’t believe we are here again. This is absolutely shameful.

Why are you nervous and scared, Jake? Is it because you know the man you are endorsing only serves the rich and will fuck the rest of us?

The fuck does normal gay guy mean? And honestly, the fuck does normal mean?

As we literally just came out of an extra extended face melting summer where our phones buzzed daily, “today will be hotter than usual” for months. Heads are firmly within the clutches of their own cheeks.

I was a local bassist and I support this message.