Honestly, I think the original version is more accurate

It’s my honour

Well that’s assault

Bing Chilling

The stock market averages are only true if you look at it for a really long time, like 30-40 years. In 10 years, the value can definitely go down a lot, but if you view it for the long-term, it will still be an improvement.

I understand that looking at it like that is unnerving though.

It’s weird that this is public record