No joke, I wish I could gift some height to another to be shorter.
On your knees then
How much have you got spare?
Not for me, though, just interested. I’m 6’2" and it’s about perfect I think, probably wouldn’t swap it for any other height. I’m tall enough to reach the top shelves of pretty much everything, hit the cancel button on our smoke alarm, see over people at gigs and things, but not so tall that I have problems with fitting into things too often.
Must change your DNA…
Not shown: Big Bird’s bones breaking, because that’s how leg extension surgery works.
Lengthening your legs, which will screw you up in a number of ways, is the most cucked thing you can do. Imagine letting the opinions of people online guide your behavior in such a drastic way.
Follow That Bird is the second-best Muppet movie (after The Muppet Movie) and I will fight you if you say otherwise.
Kek, I like kick woman too
Incels out in force today yikes
Beating women up cause they don’t find you attractive is funny now?
God damn what a dumb thing to say.
Animals getting tragically crushed to death isn’t funny, but anvils falling on coyote heads in cartoons is.
Not to you, though. You’d find a way to make it a problem. Fuck’s sake.
No, it was funny before too.
edit: I thought the ridiculousness of my comment was quite obvious considering the ridiculousness of the comment I was replying to but oh well…
violence against women is never okay
Humiliating someone because of their appearance is also not ok.
and yet you probably kicked your own mother in her womb… i cant believe you
I think a lot of babies do that.
my god…what an awful world we live in
I feel like this short king shit is rooted in toxic masculinity and generally gross.
I’m not sure I follow
as long as you remember to like and subscribe that should be okay
Hard agree.
Yup. Just another double standard, because lord forbid a guy have physical standards about a woman and be honest about them. 🙄
