Perl isn’t quite as bad for your health, but I appreciate the camel imagery.

Yeah I’m addicted to Perl

Marketing to children I see. Trying to trap young, impressionable children, in the world of programming in Perl.

Visited the states in the 90s. Driving through the night. Went into a gas station convenience store half asleep needing cigarettes. Ask for whatever brand is on display. Girl behind the counter asks, “Hard or soft?” This question boggles me and my brain short circuits. I just keep asking, “Huh? What?” over and over until she gets frustrated and picks one for me.