My daughter is 5 now. She’s discovered the joy of telling jokes. Unfortunately, her repertoire is painfully small. I’ve also realised most of my jokes are either not age appropriate or too situational.

What are best/worst kids jokes? Extra points for any that would make her teacher groan. Apparently she LOVES jokes. 😁

  • cynar@lemmy.worldOP
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    8 days ago

    The start of one of my favourites, that fell completely flat.

    What’s brown and sticky? A stick.

    What big brown and sticky? A big stick.

    What brown and hurt if it fall on you from a tree? A piano.

    Que flat confused look.

    5 years olds can be a tough crowd.