• ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    I learned about this in 7th grade in nineteen ninety eight when the Mitochondria threw mankind off hеll in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

    RIP u/shittymorph

    Edit: apparently he’s still kicking.