I get that they and all their up-voters might have valid reasons for needing a one. But at this point I’m not sure if they can even imagine buying anything other than a truck.
Wishing upon the stars that the oversized cars may still be oversized, but a tick smaller. And that last one just needs a Van.
Ford F-x50 pickup? Check.
Some ridiculous manly Edition, like Raptor Edition or Avalanche Edition? Check.
Small bed that can’t even hold a sheet of plywood? Check.
Extended cab that can’t even hold seat at least 8 people? Check.
It is clean, undamaged, and clearly not used by the owner for hauling anything? Check.
That’s not a pickup truck. It’s an antivaxer minivan.
Don’t forget the 12 foot lift kit, the go to hell 90 inch wheels with tires that are 1 inch thick and stick out a couple of feet past the fenders, the rolling coal package because just fuck you mother nature.