It was recently pointed out to me that when I tell my cat she’s been a bad cat - which I do every damned day - I’m actually using the “have you been a good boy” voice you’d use with your dog.

My dog is always a good boy. But let’s not pretend he’s never naughty.

“I reject your system of judgement and do whatever the fuck I want.”

Fuck off, fat man.

I spent all of last night asking my cat why she’s being bad. It’s probably a good sign that a 14 year old cat is so frisky, but she really didn’t need to do all of the things I hate on a night that I was in so much pain lol. Anyway, she’s still the bestest, goodest cat (even if my (very good girl) dog makes her look like an actual imp).

My cat would be showing santa his butthole

best comic i have seen in months

Happy Holidays!