Good lord, this looks impossible to keep clean.
I made a mistake once, and bought a textured linoleum with stones like that. It looked nice and natural, until I understood that if you drop something, or there’s a puddle of oil or other stuff, it’s super hard to notice that, so you eventually step on it
Imagine all your shits becoming the grout that holds this stone toilet together after a decade of dumps.
I just fainted dead away.
“How’s your relationship?”
“It’s rocky.”
“Care to elaborate?”
“I mean, it’s really in the shitter.”
I mean, ok. But why the toilet?!
I think it’s a bidet
I like that it’s environmentally friendly. When you’re done you can just slide your crack along the seat to scrape yourself clean.
How do I flush this?
This will rock your world
Thanks, I hate it.
This makes me want to throw up and break shit.
This makes me want to throw shit and break up.
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I’m sorry tacosanonymous. It’s over.
A black light would blind you in this room
He’s too stoned, Nintendo
Where’s the flusher?!
Looks like a bidet not a toilet, see the tap handles?
I do now!
