Add big ornaments at the bottom
Really seems like a lack of commitment without them…
Why not?
This is how they spread the gay
Seriously. If expect me to stop bedicking the halls, I need good reason.
If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is
neverto always put Christmas Lights on Palm TreesThis is just more of the left war against Christmas!
Jesus would definitely approve of… Dicks out for Santa.
I’m coming…
…Over
Just be brave
Well, not on the ‘glans’, anyway. Best to keep a gap between the trunk and the fronds.
You can, just not like… that.
Spooge
Or you just do it on purpose.
aight im moving to florida now
THE HELL YOU SAY!! If I lived in Florida, I would put Christmas Lights on all of my Palm Trees.
misspelled “always”
Lights on palm trees it is, then. I don’t want my learning from Floridians, thanks.
