• Pacattack57@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    If I were an evil engineer I’d make retractable benches built into the walls that cost money to pull out. If I were a public official I’d have a subscription package for $60/yr that lets you use all the benches in the city. Must have a valid drivers license to purchase.

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      24 days ago

      I would let anyone extend the bench but if the systems detects the user doesn’t have a valid subscription it folds back into the wall compressing the person into a chunky soup.

      I would name these benches after our favorite economic model - the meat grinder.