According to the hole in the satellite picture the ice we skate is getting pretty thin
Hey now, you’re an old fart. Put your slippers on, sit down.
An upvote is not adequate to express my appreciation of this comment.
Thank you friend. Though truth be told I’m a crocs man myself.
Your honesty is appreciated.
Your questionable choice of footwear aside, your comment was very clever.
Also, I actually have no opinion on Crocs. I’ve seen all the jokes about them online, hence the sassiness above, but that’s all I know. I do appreciate the swiveling, uh, heel handle.
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I need to buy a good pair of slippers. I have big feet and all of the slippers I’ve tried are super uncomfortable.
Around Christmas, Big Lots sells a pair of slippers that say “Papa” on one side and “Bear” on the other (or “Mama” and “Bear” if you’re so inclined). While most of what they sell is poor quality, these have become my absolute favorite slippers - so much so that every Christmas season, I go buy two pairs to last me throughout the year. If you live anywhere near a Big Lots, I recommend purchasing these.
Alternatively, if you’re looking for higher quality, here is an interview with Pierce Brosnan in which he discussed slippers. I tried to buy what he recommended but couldn’t find a pair that fit me. However, what I did find seemed like they’d be very comfortable if they did.
Hey now…
You’re a porn star
Smash Mouth singer passed away some time ago. I felt disproportionately saddened
Same but before he died I was already sad for him. He was mentally very unhealthy.
Considering they didn’t explain how he died, but was also a covid denier, I’m fairly ambivalent.
He drank himself to death.
Yes. Someone already said that. Sorry if I have limited sympathies for someone that said “Now we’re all here together tonight. And we’re being human once again. Fuck that COVID shit” at a super spreader event.
His wiki page says he died of liver failure and possibly cardiomyopathy
So much to do, so much to see… So what’s wrong with taking the back streets?
You never know if you don’t go
You never shine if you don’t glow
Back streets? Different band.
Back street’s back, alright?
Rule.
[I’ve decided to randomly say “rule” now to mock saying “rule”. Which means I’m mocking myself. That’s right! Rule.]
Moreover, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.
Some
Where over the rainbow🌈
This,
Especially because I’ve seen posts from my high school classmates on Facebook of having children in their 20’s
Somebody once told me…
The world was gonna roll me
Is there a term in Clinical Psychology for becoming Furious when you are reminded that people are younger than you
Jealousy.
Lawn Syndrome, as in get off it.
By this logic could easily be a grandpa.
Thank you for reminding me that I’m getting up there.
That’s why so many old people keep to themselves so much. Shock