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In fairness, she canonically knew Scarecrow the longest, and he gave her directions, helped her get some really yummy apples, and wisely brought a gun into the forest to protect her. Still a dick move, though.
Scarecrow was strapped?
their journey was long. the nights were cold.
couldn’t fuck the tinman because of frostbite. Couldn’t fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.
stawman came through for her. most dicks don’t need brains.
Couldn’t fuck the cowardly lion because he was a simp.
Also the barbed penis.
Nick wouldn’t have wanted to fuck her anyway. He didn’t even want to fuck his own girlfriend after his balls were replaced with tin. That’s why he started looking for a heart.
That’s not what she said. You’re making a strawman argument
The Tin Man’s heart shrunk three sizes that day.
He got it just in time to be broken.
If you’ve seen the, err, adult version of the story you’d understand why.
Every time I close my eyes I think of Mars and Venus. And anytime I start to dream I want to suck a – hey! A Big Red apple!
That one’s a no-brainer
Dorothy playing favourites caused a rash of victims in suicide forest on their way to the Emerald City
Back then people were a lot less neurotic about never hurting anyone’s feelings
I’m glad we improved.
“Neurotic” is not a good thing to be
Sure. People aren’t neurotic in this context. This situation is what’s commonly called a “you problem”.
No, being unwilling to tell someone “I missed you the most” for fear of hurting others’ feelings is indeed neurotic. It’s too much, unhelpful, inhibits communication and expression of perfectly healthy emotions.
I like conversing with other people more than you.
no it’s not. caring about other people’s feelings is normal human behavior. stop this nonsense and work on your mirror neurons.
That’s because in the cut version of the script there was a Dorothy/Scarecrow romance plot
