• stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    there is no evidence that BLEAGH is poisonous, in fact there is no evidence that BLEAGH exists at all, projects like S.E.T.B. (search for extraterrestrial BLEAGH) or BLEAGH foot hunters have spent years searching for BLEAGH but there is rarely any evidence besides tufts of beat hair or random spy satellites.

  • Sanctus@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Your cat isn’t supposed to melt on contact with bleach, Sir. I think she is very sick.

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Well…to be fair…he’s pouring bleach in her eyes. I can understand how the cats eyes are watering.

      What I don’t understand is how the cat hasn’t murdered him yet. Nobody should be surprised if a cat murders someone pouring bleach in their eyes.

  • Squorlple@lemmy.world
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    They’re injecting bleach in the cats, they’re injecting bleach in the dogs

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    Stopping a cat from having pee accidents by pouring bleach in their eyes? That pisses me off. I hate it when people treat pets like actual children.