This will actually work. Theyre both megalomaniacs with fragile egos, putting him in Trumps shadow making it look like he’s being used by Trump will drive him crazy
You can see it in his eyes in this picture.
That’s what a K hole looks like.
I thought it was just love.
Love takes a while to mature. This is Love’s cousin. The frantic and morally bankrupt Desire.
What a fucking weirdo.
it’s the other way around. mangolini cannot share the spotlight and is already annoyed that elon is always up his ass trying to be co-president. elon however is a massive cuck bitch so he’ll probably be regularly humiliated by him and not do anything about it.
I remembered this and googled it. In my mind there was a video, but man. It’s been a crazy 8 years.
“When Elon Musk came to the White House asking me for help on all of his many subsidized projects, whether it’s electric cars that don’t drive long enough, driverless cars that crash, or rocket ships to nowhere, without which subsidies he’d be worthless,” the ever-gracious Trump wrote in 2022, “and telling me how he was a big Trump fan and Republican, I could have said, ‘drop to your knees and beg,’ and he would have done it…”
She looks more masculine now than before.
Their measurements are 36, 48, 42, 38.
Impeccable toad body. *wolf-whistle* 🥵
Elon’s HELLA genderfluid
#ElonIsGenderfluid
Stephen king reports he never said this, but only because he didnt think of it.
How long before they upgrade Elon to Felon?..
Or Felonia if you like 😂🤣
Fellatia
That would require a functional system of government.
Musty, Felon
Sissy Space-X
Wish I could take credit for coming up with it, but my buddy was real quick on that one.
You have to admit he makes a very handsome woman
I was hoping to change his name to “Felon” but who knows maybe in another 4 years.
Does Elonia offer everyone her eggs?
I legit thought that was a picture of Olivia Colman as I scrolled past.
Elonia is Trump’s blood girl.
No you’re not
Is this a microblog post?
yes
This is just fucking misogyny. If the best insult you can think of against Elon Musk is to call him a woman, then you just hate women. Anyone who thinks this is actually good, you are part of the problem, just go vote for fucking Trump
