lol I use that coffee machine and been using debian for years
What about the machine that you fill with beans and water and coffee comes out? I have had this thing for 4 years now?
Linux Mint maybe? Or Android?
That’s Ubuntu, no?
Expensive just for something like coffee: Mac
I’d say that is a Nescafé for Mac users
I got it used for 50€ from a lady who had like 7 parrots just roaming around her 1-room apartment.
Oh, that’s just Margot. Don’t mind her.
My last bean to cup machine cost 180€, my new one costs 600€. Most espresso machines cost more than that, some people pay 180€ for just the grinder alone
180? Those are rookie numbers
Haha accurate, NixOS is missing.
I’m using a Cafelat Robot.
What about french press?
Have some directions on how to use it sitting next to the press and it could be NixOS.
I have a French Press
I’d say French press ≈ Linux Mint.
Intuitive, easy to use and maintain, but despite the lack of fuss still delivers great results.
As a French press/Mint guy, I guess I have to agree.
What about people who prefer tea?
BSD?
Hannah Montana Linux
Mint
No that’s instant coffee. Fast install, minimal effort required, and low hardware requirements.
NodeOS
Toaru OS
Debian user here. Checks out.
Though I use Windows (and Debian WSL) as desktop daily. The fact that I mostly drink instant coffee is possibly related.
I think Windows === Instant Coffee is perfect here
Where does instant coffee fall in this paradigm?
WSL
Containers from dockerhub
Might reevaluate the “instant” part, then.
(I’ve been using docker for 7 years or so, and it’s always some bullshit like undocumented environment variables or bullshit password limitations or broken smtp implementations or the repo just assuming you are the actual dev and giving no fucking instructions at all or the container shitting itself for no motherfucking reason at random times and you try to fix it and it goes well and then you wake up and it’s restarted several times through the night…)
(eyes bulging, hyperventilating)
Kinda like the instant coffee my grandma uses. For some reason it has no nutritional information on it at all. Not even caffeine content.
Linux Mint
Any distro on a bootable usb drive. Instant OS, no installation needed, just plug it in.
I use Ubuntu and drink instant, in both cases because I can’t be bothered to expend more than minimum effort.
Where’s the AeroPress fit in? CentOS maybe?
Alpine Linux
As a Ubuntu user, I would never touch a kureig or whatever the hell it is. Those pod things are beyond stupid and you end up needing 2 for a normal sized coffee. Font forget the absurd cost for extra garbage.
Sounds like a great metaphor for Snaps, TBH.
I don’t drink coffee anymore that’s means I shall commit the sin of install Windows again…
Hannah Montana OS
Red star OS
I like a Moka pot. Where do I fit?
I enjoy the memes, but I’m embarrassed to admit I actually don’t know what the difference between linux distros are.
The software philosophy of the maintainers and their choice of packages and design.
A simple but important difference: the package-manager: apt, dnf or pacman (there is more but let’s bring it down to these three).
Another one is security: apparmor or selinux
The last one are preferred and preinstalled Desktop-Environments.
And if you want to keep it simple, just be based on another distro and let them do the hard work.
Everyone can start their own distro. Manage some packages together, choose for example: Based on Arch, pacman, selinux and hyprland-wm and name it hypearch. Et voila!
No joke, I’ve had two Keurig machines break on me in the past year. Those machines are trash, built to break. After the second one, I just bought a $10 coffee pot, and it’s working great. It’s probably going to last me ten years. There’s barely any parts to break.
Apparently I am a Tumbleweed user in Fedora clothing.
M’lady.
