Relax in peace. He’s fine.
Edit: I apologize for nothing but as someone going through a shit time lately, the hilarious salt has been making me cackle for hours. Thank you all <3
I hope you touch wet food from the sink
May you consistently find yourself stuck behind slow walkers that always seem to weave in the direction you’re trying to overtake them from
I hope you get something sticky on your hands and have no opportunity to wash them.
Bob Odenkirk is not amused.
OP can go fuck himself.
If this is OC then OP is amazing. It’s a goddamn salt mine in here. ❤️
It’s weird how can upvote both this and the “fuck OP” comments
Hey I’m OP and I’m upvoting them too
Not OC but I can’t say I haven’t been smiling like a fucking fool
I hope OP’s mom leaves a secret upper decker in their house next time she visits
OP, I hope you fart today and a bit of poo comes out…because that’s what you did to me.
I couldn’t buy enough paper for the list of people I’d rather see die then Bob
Feels vaguely threatening lol
almost thought he died broo what
I hope every time you go to drink water it’s surprisingly a cup of orange juice and every time you go to drink Orange juice you have gum in your mouth.
I hope you go to the toilet and stay there, for the rest of your life, with a stuck clinger that you can never shake off, no matter how hard you try.
IDS (Imminent Death Syndrome) puts us all in an awkward position.
He could go at any moment… he’s got entitilitus!
nobody knows what entitilitus is, or what entitilitus does, but entitilitus kills
No way he’s 62
