I’d eat it in a heartbeat, I just think they’re doing it a disservice by promoting it with a picture

I’d really want some bacon bits and green onions, though.

I’m willing to eat it, I’d suggest if probably enjoy it, but I’ve no fucking clue how I’d eat it.

I have no problem with the concept. I just don’t like the execution. Grill up those weiners and get some color on them. Use a homemade baked mac and cheese or fried mac and cheese balls. Put it on a brioche or potato long roll. Toast the long roll. Add a splash of color with chopped parsley or something.