More like 1, 2, 10! 💥💥💥 (like in Home Alone)
Feeld mild today are we? I would give him five, but only if I could resist throwing him out myself.
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Get a job working for Google making anti-adblockers.
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Use your 20% time contributing to FOSS stealth adblocker and anti-anti-adblockers.
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Profit for life
This was actually my life a few years ago.
I was hardening our applications to stop scraping and automation bots.
Then contributing to open-source to have better scraping and automation.
I wasn’t purposely creating loop holes or anything because that’s highly illegal. It’s about making sure both sides “play nice”, because the automation bots are frequently used by spammers/evildoers.
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More like
Skip beating in 30 seconds
10 seconds? That’s generous.
He’d skip after 3
This is programmer humor.
10…
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- Why are you still here?
Lol
“You literally said ‘ten’ and then ‘one’, why do you think I’m still here?”
“There are only 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don’t.”
https://www.exploringbinary.com/there-are-10-types-of-people/
He either said “two” (10) “one” (1) “zero” (0) “why are you still here” (because the guy is unfazed)
or he said “ten” (10) “one” (1) “zero” (0) “why are you still here” (because the guy is confused)I’m guessing the second one occured
Why would you convert to decimal naming conventions when using a binary numbering system? Or do you think numeric values like 42(dec) have inherent names? That’s as silly as thinking that the freezing point of water is 0 degrees or, even worse, 32 degrees.
I’m trying to show that the joke only works as a written premise, and falls apart immediately as a spoken premise as was presented initially.
Looks like we have an outsider here *cocks gun
Video hosting costs a lot of money. I wouldn’t expect that to be delivered for free
Well then make Premium a reasonable price.
And just don’t provide stuff for free. Nobody forces alphabet to provide youtube without account and for free.
It was a money sink since Google created it
Bough it
They don’t provide stuff for free, they provide stuff in exchange for your data and to sell ads.
They had a good thing going. YouTube was far from unprofitable. But the skyrocketing density and plummeting quality of ads drove people to adblockers.
I suspect though, the day will soon come when ad-space is no longer quite so valuable.
Youtube servers are terrible. Why not focus on offering a smoother experience? Then charge what you want.
What’s terrible about them? I have no issues here in west Europe
This is the ideal tech worker. You may not like it, but this is what peak technology looks like.
