For years I made fun of the banjo and bought every string instrument I could get my hands on besides it. Then I randomly decided to get one in 2023 and boy do I feel silly. It quickly became one of my favorite instruments and now I wish I would have gotten one years ago.

What if I do want to learn to play the banjo?

I’m more of an accordion person anyhow…

This means 7 999 999 997 people want to learn how to play the banjo!

Can I learn to play the Kazooie?

Disagree. I would love to learn to play Foggy Mountain Breakdown.

After all, far cooler people than me have learned.

(Imagine being Steve Martin and not being the most talented person on stage.)

“so… not a banjo moment?” - Bob Belcher

Not if you’re in a folk-punk band. Get all that claw hammer banjo over here.

Read it to the tune of “do you want to build a snowman”

I’d just rip off the “thanks” part and wait…