Who buys stickers? They come for free. And as someone who has a laptop and sits in cafes all the time I have to look better than everybody else. So they go straight on my laptop.

I have stickers from 1999 waiting to be stuck on something appropriate

I just realized I don’t have tattoos for the same reason I don’t stick stickers.

I used to be like this but then started pre-deciding items that would be just plastered with stickers so I can just buy whatever cool stickers I want, knowing there’s a place for them.

My water bottle and laptop for example are now covered in stickers

I recently found my Radiohead Kid A stickers that have been waiting for the perfect placement since 2001.

Depends on the time I get it and the kind of sticker.

Is it anything remotely tech related? Goes on a laptop. Else: drawer for an undefined amount of time.

If I go out of my way to buy one, I already know where it’s going.

Unless it’s a sticker for a skateboard brand or punk band, in which case, straight on the nearest street sign.

I have almost nothing i put stickers on, so i keep them in a drawer. When i get a new laptop or something appropriate, i pick a few out and stick them on.

My fridge is covered in pride stickers. Any time I get something that’s gay or has rainbows, it immediately goes on the fridge

All my brewey stickers from 5 years ago are still looking for a home…

The secret is to just have a sticker area and then cover it in shit

That’s why the one wall in my little office nook is covered in anime characters and such

“wow that’s a cool looking sticker. But I dont know where I would put it, guess I won’t buy it”

Meanwhile, my toddler will immediately place a sticker on literally the first thing they see. 🫠

Uh oh! I have a few hundred brewery stickers that I’ve put up. Some are even duplicates between my home glass display and my work locker.

Am I a double psychopath?

This is so relatable, I’ve carried my bag of stickers while moving houses three times by now.