If it’s any solace: every era sucks.
I recognize Warband in the first picture… I think I need to fire it up again.
I just fired Bannerlord back up the other day for the first time in a while. It’s come a long way!
I mean I certainly don’t want to fight in wars if those are the options, cubicles it is.
Cubicle ape stronk
You’re piloting drones from those cubicles.
World wide communications are going to get obliterated in a peer level conflict. Drone operators will need to be in the area to communicate with the drones.
The visor in that suit’s helmet probably just shows ads all the time.
99.9% of human history:
Born just in time to: https://ryan.hellyer.kiwi/files/2013/06/farming-1-1024x768.jpg
I’m so glad I get to shitpost instead of me and and my entire line farming until we become fertilizer for the crops
I rode a vehicle into combat. It’s really not all it’s cracked up to be. You’re sleep deprived, terrified, and every now and then something happens that reinforces the randomness of who gets to go home on their feet and who goes home under a flag.
That’s only going to get worse as we get things like turrets that can acquire targets on their own. Ever seen an aimbot video from a game? How do you take out a line of weapons that have pinpoint accuracy and fire as fast as they can physically move their barrels?
The next big war is going to be World War 1 all over again. And the old wars with Knights and Cavalry killed more people with dysentery than the fighting.
Just let me play Doom in a cubicle.
Nah, you’d be on a field till your neck sweat reached your ass crack. You had to be born into nobility to be a knight… sort of like how you have to be born into riches to not be a [insert profession] monkey.
Yeah you’d be cannon fodder in every era unless you are highborn. Even in the cyberpunk halo future.
Knights shat in their armor… Also, the odds of being landed nobility or their enforcement class are super slim. The past sucked and was even more full of parasites and disease. Definitely a no for me, dog.
Basically the same goes for WH40k and I’d rather not have to get shot at by aliens anyway, so I’m fine with my current prospects lol
To be fair, the whole shitting yourself thing hasn’t changed.
True, armor is a lot harder to clean and get off, though.
I wonder if halo universe Excel has holograms.
I imagine that I would never be on the side of the crusaders, so now seems more suitable for my tastes than those two options.
If I was alive in the Warhammer 40k universe I’d honestly probably be turned in servo-skull and tasked with far more mundane jobs like following around a Space Marine as a lamp.
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OP wants to be a Turkic nomad