Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.
Today they are well loved indeed.
No no no please
So wait … what happened to Premlak when the dispenser stops dispensing any paper?
A new Premlak takes his place. Thus remaking the cycle anew.
Let the place know they need another Premlak.
I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work
Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.
And in your dryness he finds comfort.
Some wtf material right here.
I strive to confuse and potentially alarm.
What a terrible day to have eyes.
Sounds like the more I use the better he feels then.
FREE Premlak! Just because this is the only life he has ever known doesn’t mean he is living his best life! An injustice done on an innocent even if he doesn’t recognize the injustice is an injustice nonetheless, we are the ones responsible and our civilization’s soul is what is on the line, normalizing this behavior creates an environment of injustice for all of us! If we derive our pleasure from what is offset from the average of our lives then his life must truly be horrendous for such an abhorrent act to be taken as pleasure, we must infer that the mere existence of such a being is derived from a society so despotic that it can breed an entire population of suffering for a trivial matter this is unacceptable!
ALL HAIL
