Turns job interview into lecture about 40k.

So what music do you listen to? Me: … can I just show you my playlists?

I am a (checks pants) Guy who lives in (checks Id) New Jersey State correctional facility, and I like (looks desperately around room for something he likes) that clock.

I… feel seen… this 100% happened to me in a job interview before… I didn’t get that job.