• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    Doublespeak is real and good. I love my libertarian capitalism just like I love my public safety officers and my right to work states and my rules based liberal international order. Liberty! Whiskey! Sexy! These are the tenants of a righteous, free, and - most importantly - godly nation.

    If we just work hard enough and remain honest and forthright and vigilant against the horrors of evil foreign manipulations, every man can live like a king! Work Will Set Us Free! That is why we must keep the truth always within our hearts - that better days are coming if we all just work together towards the ideal individuality. So gather round, my beautiful brilliant diligent future millionaires, and repeat after me:

    Welcome to Costco, I love you.

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      9 days ago

      This is too fucking accurate and I’m both pleased and upset simultaneously. Thank you.

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    9 days ago

    I’m a Libertarian Socialist. I want to do what I want to do and I want the government to pay for it. Works for billionaires!